The Bumper Sticker of the Day Club
The brilliant Albert Einstein struggled his whole life to boil the essence of the universe down to a mathematical equation, and came up with E=mc2. I am more of a wordsmith than a mathematician, so I am attempting to boil the essence of the universe down to a Bumper Sticker. But it turns out that the Universe is so varied that it takes a new Bumper Sticker every day to describe it. So far, these have been the Bumper Stickers of the Day for the year 2011. If you would like to submit a Bumper Sticker of The Day….please forward it to email@example.com. Cheers, Robert
Jan 1 I started with practically nothing, and I still have most of it left.
Jan 2 God has a plan for me, but I’m not paying any attention to it.
Jan 3 I have the same deal with God that I have with bears. I don’t bother them and I
don’t expect them to bother me.
Jan 4 The goal of life is to ameliorate emotional anxiety. The purpose of life is to
reproduce. The meaning of life….well, life has no inherent meaning, so each
individual can ascribe to life any meaning that he chooses.
Jan 5 “Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.”
Arthur Balfound 1848-1930
Jan 6 FEE: Forgive Everyone Everything
Jan 7 A one word summary of the Universe: YOU.
Jan 8 A two word summary of the Universe: Space Available.
Jan 9 All intelligent creatures Dream, but no one knows Why.
Jan 10 Expect others to do unto you, what you have done unto them
Jan 11 Debt Crisis: It’s already too late…There is nothing you can do about it. Get
Jan 12 Humans are not the end of evolution….Progress is not inevitable.
Jan 13 Wasting Time is completely pointless…..but fun.
Jan 14 The Law of Romance: It either works out, or it doesn’t. Otherwise
Jan 15 You are what you are….the why doesn’t mean a thing.
Jan 16 “Why the hell not…I’m going to hell anyway” Charlie Harper
Jan 17 My life was more exciting when I was penniless.
Jan 18 We’re psychologically programmed to move toward Light.
Jan 19 If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages.
Jan 20 It all depends on who your God is.
Jan 21 Thoughts lie…they lie a lot. Don’t believe everything you think
Jan 22 Nothing is more unproductive than trying to tell people things they don’t
want to hear.
Jan 23 The brain is 80% water….man overboard.
Jan 23 Think Positive. Do your best. Find your dream. Live your passion.
Follow your passion, and the Universe will do the rest.
Jan 24 I’ve always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it.
Jan 24 To give more to the world, than the world gives to you. That is success.
Jan 25 What doesn’t fit in my car, doesn’t fit in my life.
Jan 26 Live every day as if it were your last…for one day you are sure to be right.
Jan 27 Let go of my ears. I know what I’m doing.
Jan 28 Everyone is responsible for their own orgasms
Jan 29 Tragedy + Time = Comedy
Jan 30 Live simply…love generously…care deeply…speak kindly…leave the
rest to God.
Jan 31 I can’t reach the remote.
Feb 1 Definition of Genius: The ability to recognize the obvious.
Feb 2 I never understood how someone could love you and still yell at you.
Feb 3 The sign of wisdom is a continual cheerfulness
Feb 4 Crop Circles: the most important event taking place in your lifetime
Feb 5 There is only a problem because you have so much. You already have all
Feb 6 Life is too short of one ply toilet paper
Feb 7 The End of Everything…is the beginning of Everything Else
Feb 8 Save the Earth…it is the only planet with Chocolate
Feb 9 Stay loose….Stay lost
Feb 10 God will reward you for being nice to me.
Feb 11 I pray only for your Happiness
Feb 12 It’s easier to plagiarize
Feb 13 Not all who wander toward awareness are lost.
Feb 14 Every road goes somewhere
Feb 15 Perfection=Stagnation
Feb 16 The history of the earth is successive mass exterminations. 98.5% of earth
Species have gone extinct.
Feb 17 No one cares what you think. But don’t take it personally.
Feb 18 There is no Free Will…there is only hard wiring and hormones.
Feb 19 “All religion is primitive superstition.”
Richard Dawkins, author “The God Delusion”
Feb 20 Recipe for a Happy Life: When hungry eat, when tired sleep. Adopt the Golden
Rule. Ask for nothing, refuse nothing. When in doubt….don’t. If it isn’t fun,
don’t do it. And remember, Denial is grossly underrated so don’t ask
questions that you really don’t want to know the answer to.
Feb 21 There is absolutely no proof that we are nothing more than insignificant blobs of
protoplasm, on an insignificant planet, in an insignificant galaxy, in an
Feb 22 If you’re looking for a Sign from God….here it is.
Feb 23 Cell Phone Buying Advice: A new cell phone is like a new husband…you will
be looking at it every day…..so get what you want.
Feb 24 Only a fool does not co-operate with the inevitable
Feb 25 “ I believe we’re here on earth to help each other.” Reggie Redding, pizza
Feb 26 The election will make no difference. Why? Because no politician
can fix your life
Feb 27 The Universe wants you to be happy
Feb 28 Work hard your whole life and I guarantee you that you will be forgotten
Mar 1 Truck Driver Advice: drive friendly, and park in the spot of least resistance. A
truck driver never predicts more than a mile down the road.
Mar 2 You’re entitled to your opinion, but you’re not entitled to your own set of facts
Mar 3 Crazy people don’t think that they’re crazy. Crazy religions don’t think they’re crazy. Crazy nations don’t think they’re crazy. Crazy species don’t think they’re crazy
Mar 4 The Universe has no edge and no center….every spot in the Universe is it’s
Mar 5 May all your Hours be Happy Hours. Bon Voyage
Mar 6 On March 6th we left for a seven day cruise to Mexico
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